Ground Zero

c/o remotecontrol.mtv.com

Jersey Shore is complete crap, but that is why I watch it from time to time. To me it’s like a horrific car crash, which I simply can’t turn away from no matter how bad it gets. However, something happened a few weeks back, which really caught my attention, between Dj Pauly D, and a random girl he meets at Club Karma who was DTF.

I know I’m getting older, but I had to ask my niece what that meant. For those of you oldies like myself, it means Down To F@ck.

They go back to the Shore House and do their business; Pauly calls a cab soon after the fact, and makes light of the whole situation. Now, DTF girl actually steals Pauly’s chain and leaves. Pauly now realizes that it's missing and is in a tizzy trying to find it. The next day, she returns wearing it, stating, "Oh my god, I have no idea how I ended up with your very expensive jewelry in my panties. It just happened! Aren't I silly!"Okay, she didn't actually say that, but you get the picture.

Snooki read my mind (yeah I know, scary huh?) as I watched this ‘episode’ unfold in front of me and stated exactly what I took from the sitch;

"She stole it so she could come back and f@ck DJ Pauly D again. That's what I'd do."

Nice, stealing the chain SIMPLY as a way to return and receive more attention from the guy she currently has in her sights. What really had me going was simply this; does anyone NOT realize what just happened in that situation between DTF girl and Pauly D? Doesn’t anyone realize just how PATHETIC DTF girl was in this situation? To be reduced to theft in a weak bid to get more face time with the dude she currently fancies? What precisely did she get out of this exactly? Only a random ride from a famous dude who doesn’t even care to know her now that the deed is done is what. Money says that Pauly doesn’t know her middle name, why would be want too?

Some may say that I’m looking into this too much, but this is my take on this ridiculous situation. I refer to it as Ground Zero; basically those exact circumstances are precisely what Patriarchy was invented to protect women from. Men by and large do not value marriage the same way women do, and a man’s biological imperative is exceptionally easy to meet. In fact, it’s so easy to meet that a man can get exactly what he wants and skirt away without meeting a woman’s IF the woman isn’t smart enough to adequately manage the assets men find attractive.

Bluntly, he get’s a ride for the night, and she get’s nothing more than a notch on her belt for her trouble. Why would he want to meet her B.I., he already got what he wanted out of the deal. Hey, it’s a good thing that men don’t care too much about settling down with a high mileage or loose woman, right…oh wait.

Here’s the sitch, and I’m not getting down on Pauly D even if it seems that I am. He’s simply doing what so many other young men are engaging in right now with a bevy of willing women. Now that chastity is the thing of the past, young people can have all the hassle free sex they wish, I mean, chastity is oppressive, who pray tell wishes for that yoke to ever return? Men have no reason to invest in a woman to be honest now that the price of admission has been all but removed.

Thanks to the crap pumped out in the lamestream media, DTF Girl doesn’t even realize that she ended up on the losing end of that bargain. She gave it up so easily, she now has no ‘currency’ so to speak to trade with Pauly any longer. It's one thing to read about this stuff on the manosphere, it's truly another to see it happen so easily right in front of you!! I have yet to meet a man who ever wanted to marry a woman solely because she spent the night with someone famous.

Omnipitron